"He's not just some guy, he's Bruno X!"

MODERN GIRLS (1986) has no direction, no moral lessons, no lasting impact, and nothing new to say. In that sense, it's kind of like life, if you think about it... which is what makes it awesome! Like a documentary of the misspent youth I never had, but wish I did. Three friends share an apartment in the glamorous party district of Los Angeles. During the day they work to make ends meet, but at night they live for the wild and exciting parties in the city's hottest clubs. Their nonstop debauch is interrupted one night when Kelly disappears with the car, at the same time that an annoying nerd named Clifford shows up looking for her at the apartment.

Margo and Cece trick him into driving them to the club, thus roping him into a series of improbable, dangerous, and exciting events. It's fascinating to watch the changing allegiances and relationships between the characters developing over the course of the night. The highs and lows, triumphs and defeats, follow such a natural and organic rhythm that the viewer can't help but get caught up in the aimless and meandering plot. Margo and Clifford turn out to be intense "frenemies" at first sight. Kelly is an unreliable stoner who finds herself in several tight spots and needs rescuing. Cece falls for the infamous rocker Bruno X and chases him all over town. Things are further complicated when it is discovered that Clifford bears an uncanny resemblance to Bruno X, and the gang must escape from passionate fans and angry music video producers. I did not realize that the same actor plays both Clifford and Bruno X until the film was over, so I guess I fit right into the target audience for this film.

What truly sets apart these throwaway films of the 80's and elevates them into the realm of classics is their flawless attention to detail. Just watch the hilarious method that the girls use to make coffee in the opening sequence, or the way the DJ refuses to take off his headphones while making out because "they help him concentrate." Even the "fake" songs sung by the fake rock star are sort of amazing! The club setting is the perfect showcase for a nonstop string of danceable hits with a lot of verve and edge. My favorites include "Iko Iko" by the Belle Stars and "No Promises" by Ice House. But the biggest highlight is Depeche Mode's haunting tune, "But Not Tonight." I have read that the band themselves do not like the song or the movie, which is really a shame! It's one of their best works and is used wonderfully throughout the film.

Behind all the wild hijinks is a strong undercurrent of melancholy angst. This story resonates with the experiences of many young people trying to find their way in the big city. All the cheesy bits and pieces come together perfectly to create a complete, sincere portrait of a certain time and place. And isn't that's what all great movies should do? It's a delightful film not to be missed. 4/5 stars.

HERE IS THE SCENE WHERE CECE GETS BRUNO X'S ATTENTION:

(Images credited to Jenny at http://www.moderngirlsmovie.com/)